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+/**
+ * For some reason, Chrome really doesn't like when chrome.runtime
+ * methods are wrapped inside a ES6 proxy object. If 'port' is a
+ * ES6 Proxy of a Port object that `chrome.runtime.connect()` creates,
+ * then Chrome will do bullshits like `port.sendMessage` and 
+ * `port.onMessage.addListener` crashing your Vue3 UI with bullshits
+ * excuses, e.g.
+ *   
+ *   | TypeError: Illegal invocation. Function must be called on
+ *   | an object of type Port
+ * 
+ * which is some grade A bullshit because Firefox can handle that just
+ * fine.
+ * 
+ * There's two ways how I could handle this:
+ *   * Find out how to get the original object from the proxy Vue3
+ *     creates, which would take time and ruin my xmass holiday, or
+ *   * make a global object with a passive-aggressive name and ignore
+ *     the very real possibility that there's prolly a reason Chrome
+ *     does things in its own very special(tm) way, as if it had one
+ *     extra chromosome over Firefox.
+ * 
+ * Easy chhoice, really.
+ */
+export class ChromeShittinessMitigations {
+  static port = null;
+
+  static setProperty(property, value) {
+    ChromeShittinessMitigations[property] = value;
+  }
+}
+
+export default ChromeShittinessMitigations;
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